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• my kids are like mini drunks, u gotta hold on to them, they pee, they cry, they laugh, they throw up you know

  said by: johnny depp Ι Category: Johnny on himself
  sent in by: dana a.

• "why is the rum always gone?"

  said by: Johnny/Jack Sparrow Ι Category: Johnny on himself
  sent in by: Riley

• There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with shit! And the vermin of the world inhabit it!

  said by: Johnny depp Ι Category: Movie - Sweeney Todd
  sent in by: Manda

• Boy: Blah Blah Blah Johnny: SERIOSLY! i dont understand a word you saying

  said by: Johnny depp Ι Category: Movie - Charlie and the Chocolat Factory
  sent in by: Manda

• all by me onesies, savvy”

  said by: jack sparrow Ι Category: Movie - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of Black Pearl
  sent in by: stephanie

• “I couldn’t resist mate”

  said by: jack sparrow Ι Category: Movie - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of Black Pearl
  sent in by: stephanie

• Jack- Is this a dream? Bill-..no. Jack- I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum..

  said by: Jack Sparrow Ι Category: Movie - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
  sent in by: Mindy Rae

• Jack: My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are.....troubled. Elizabeth: I just thought I would be married by now. I'm so ready to be married. Jack: You know...I am captain of a ship. And being captain of a ship I could in fact, perform a marriage. Right here, right on this deck. Right....now. Elizabeth: No, thank you. Jack: Why not? We are very much alike. You and I, I and you....us. Elizabeth: Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center. And personal hygene. Jack: Trifles. You will come over to my side, I know it. Elizabeth: You seem very certain. Jack: One word, love: curiousity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what its like. One day....you won't be able to resist.

  said by: Conversation between Jack and Elizabeth Ι Category: Movie - Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
  

• Farting... "It's beautifully, blatantly anti-social"

  said by: Johnny Depp Ι Category: Johnny on himself
  

• Do you know how many things you can do in 3.3 seconds? You can take off your shoes, pop open a beer, and shoot someone in 3.3 seconds. you can ring a doorbell 22 times and lock and unlock a dead bolt 4 times, in 3.3 seconds!!!

  said by: Tom Hanson Ι Category: TV Series - 21 Jump Street
  sent in by: Brianna

• Mumbler!!! Seriously! i cannot understand a single word your saying!

  said by: Willy Wonka/Johnny Depp Ι Category: Movie - Charlie and the Chocolat Factory
  sent in by: Brianna

• Because we're the Maquaid brothers...HA!

  said by: Johnny Depp and Peter Deluise Ι Category: TV Series - 21 Jump Street
  sent in by: Brianna Thomas

• And are you beautiful and pale with yellow hair Like her? I’d want you beautiful and pale The way I’ve dreamed you were Johanna! And if you’re beautiful *What’s then* ?? With yellow hair Like wheat I think we shall not meet again My little dove My sweet Johanna! Good-bye, Johanna! You’re gone and yet you’re mine I’m fine, Johanna I’m fine And if I never hear your voice My turtledove My dear I still have reason to rejoice The way ahead is clear Johanna! And in the darkness When I’m blind With what I can’t forget It’s always morning in my mind My little lamb My pet Johanna! You stay, Johanna! The way I’ve dreamed you are Oh look, Johanna! A star! A shooting star! And though I’ll think of you, I guess Until the day I die I think I miss you less and less As every day goes by Johanna! And you’d be beautiful and pale And look too much like her If only angels could prevail We’d be the way we were Johanna! Wake up Johanna! Another bright red day! We learn, Johanna To say Good-bye!

  said by: Sweeney Todd Ι Category: Movie - Sweeney Todd
  sent in by: Princess Shai

• And are you beautiful and pale with yellow hair Like her? I’d want you beautiful and pale The way I’ve dreamed you were Johanna! And if you’re beautiful *What’s then* ?? With yellow hair Like wheat I think we shall not meet again My little dove My sweet Johanna! Good-bye, Johanna! You’re gone and yet you’re mine I’m fine, Johanna I’m fine And if I never hear your voice My turtledove My dear I still have reason to rejoice The way ahead is clear Johanna! And in the darkness When I’m blind With what I can’t forget It’s always morning in my mind My little lamb My pet Johanna! You stay, Johanna! The way I’ve dreamed you are Oh look, Johanna! A star! A shooting star! And though I’ll think of you, I guess Until the day I die I think I miss you less and less As every day goes by Johanna! And you’d be beautiful and pale And look too much like her If only angels could prevail We’d be the way we were Johanna! Wake up Johanna! Another bright red day! We learn, Johanna To say Good-bye!

  said by: Sweeney Todd Ι Category: Movie - Sweeney Todd
  sent in by: Princess Shai

• I will have you! And I will get him back even as he gloats In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats. And my Lucy lies in ashes And I'll never see my girl again. But the work waits! I'm alive at last! And I'm full of joy!

  said by: Sweeney Todd Ι Category: Johnny on himself
  sent in by: Princess Shai